Friends - The One Where Ross Got High
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Monica:
Dad, Chandler didn't melt your records, Ross did.
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Jack Geller:
Is that...
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Monica:
And Dad, you know that mailman you got fired? He didn't steal your Playboys, Ross did.
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Ross:
Yea, well Hurricane Gloria didn't break the porch swing, Monica did.
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Monica:
Ross hasn't worked at the museum for a year.
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Ross:
Monica and Chandler are living together!
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Monica:
Ross married Rachel in Vegas, and got divorced, *again*.
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Phoebe:
I love Jacques Cousteau.
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Rachel:
I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle.
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Joey:
I wanna gooooo!
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Judy Geller:
That's a lot of information to get in thirty seconds.
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Judy Geller:
Joey, if you want to leave then leave.
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Rachel:
No you weren't suppose to put beer in the trifle. It did not taste good.
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Phoebe:
I think Jacques Cousteau is dead.
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Monica:
Why you felt you had to hide an important relationship from us beyond me.
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Jack:
And we kind of figured about the porch swing.
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Judy:
Ross, Drugs, divorce again.
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Jack:
Where did we go wrong?
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Judy:
And Chandler, you have been Ross' friend for all these years, stuck by him through the drug problem. And now you have taken on Monica as well.
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Jack:
In my opinion, you're a wonderful human being.
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Posted on Thursday November 26th
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