Time and Life of a Midwestern Chick

Chandler: All right, as you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So, in the words of A.A. Milne “Get out of my chair, dillhole.”

Joey: Okay (he gets up and grabs the chair cushions and starts to leave)

Chandler: What are you doing?

Joey: You said I had to give you the chair, you didn’t say anything about cushions.

Chandler: The cushions are the essence of the chair.

Joey: THAT’S RIGHT. I’m taking your essence.

Chander: Oh-ho, he’ll be back. Oh-ho there’s no body in the room


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